TURTLE DAVE

Dave was a turtle who was also a hopeless romantic. Somewhat bigger than lake turtles, his shell was black and shiny, not the ordinary green of his friends. He was much more rounder than some of his fellow turtle citizens, a fact which was made much more obvious when he stuck his long scrawny neck …

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MY OWN PRIVATE PLANET, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS IDAHO

Here's another little story you can file under the heading "Why the hell am I living here?" Already disappointed the local butcher and grocery store don't carry things like porter house or t-bone steaks, I silently stewed as I ran my other four purchases through the self check out aisle.  Some how, hearing the robotic …